Dear Wife,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019m penning this letter to inform you that I\u2019m leaving you for good. Despite my efforts over 7 years, our relationship has yielded nothing but misery. Your recent actions, like quitting your job without a word, are the final straw. Your indifference and neglect are crystal clear. I can only assume you\u2019ve lost interest or found someone else. Regardless, I\u2019m moving on. Don\u2019t bother looking for me; your sister and I are starting a new life in West Virginia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goodbye, Your EX-Husband<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ex-Wife\u2019s Response:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Dear Ex-Husband,<\/p>\n\n\n\n Receiving your letter made my day. Let\u2019s be honest, you\u2019ve hardly been a model husband. Your constant complaints drove me to my soaps for solace. And that haircut? Let\u2019s just say it wasn\u2019t my cup of tea. As for the silk boxers, I thought they were a gift for someone else, given the price tag. And speaking of gifts, remember when I won the lottery? I had plans for us, but you disappeared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Life moves on, and so will I, now rich and free. Your letter ensures you won\u2019t share in my fortune. Take care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich and Free<\/p>\n\n\n\n P.S. My sister Carla was born Carl. Hope that\u2019s not an issue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dear Wife, I\u2019m penning this letter to inform you that I\u2019m leaving you for good. Despite my efforts over 7 years, our relationship has yielded nothing but misery. Your recent… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":602,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recipes"],"views":3347,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":603,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions\/603"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flavortwistb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}